Sunday, September 24, 2006
- There was a church that had problems with outsiders parking in its parking lots, so they put up a sign: CHURCH CAR PARK - FOR MEMBERS ONLY. Trespassers will be baptized!"
- CHURCH SIGN BOARDS:"No God - No Peace"
"Know God - Know Peace." - "Free Trip to Heaven."
"Details Inside!" - "Try our Sundays."
"They're better than Dairy Queen's" - "Searching for a new look?"
"Have your faith lifted here!" - "People are like tea bags."
"You have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are." - "Fight truth decay."
"Study the Bible daily." - "How will you spend eternity?"
"Smoking or Non-smoking?" - "Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives."
- "It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."
- "Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."
- "If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."
- "If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."
- "Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon."
- "This is a ch_ _ ch.""What is missing? - (U R)"
- "In the dark?"
"Follow the Son." - "Running low on faith?"
"Step in for a fill-up." - "If you can't sleep, don't count sheep."
"Talk to the Shepherd." - "Come work for the Lord."
"The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world." - An ad for one Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads,"For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets."
- When the restaurant next to another Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."
- On the Pastor's parking spot: "PASTOR'S SPOT. YOU PARK, YOU PREACH."
here's a brain teaser: how many animals did moses bring on to the ark?
anyhow, if you guys wanna post in this blog anything from encouragements to devotions to funny jokes you can email it to me with the subject labelled cellblog: (your topic). haha looking forward to receiving all your sharings!
Psalm 1:2 NIV: But his delight is in the law of the LORD, and on his law he meditates day and night.
<3pearl
Monday, September 18, 2006
hey guys,
just wanted to tell ya'all that you guys really made the two of us glad when you all decided to cooperate and contribute. thanks a lot, you just made our week (: i most certainly hope it will not be the last time that we have such a 'fruitful' session. it was really enjoyable, thank you once again for your cooperation. im really proud of you all. :D it was great, dont let it be the last! <3
okay, reminders people just in case you all were too busy making noises. $15 goodie bag is due this sunday. MUST. anna and shuwen, we found your goodie bag on the floor so we kept it in the cupboard for you all. please return the goodie bag WITH the purchases by this sunday. thanks.
CAMP FORMS.
read your 40day devotions EVERYDAY. write down everything that God told you.
pray.
study for your upcoming exams! if you have any doubts call kwek (for math+sci) or me (lang+humans).
let's go all for Jesus!
John 8:31-32 NIV:
To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, "If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free."<3PEARLS
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
hi everyone! we're at kwek's house currently creating havoc and baking about 1000 cookies! i have great news for those who cant come today, we're spreading the thing to about 2 days! so for thursday and friday, from 4PM onwards we'll be baking cookies. haha more details will be up soon. until then keep it free! BYE!
oh we also need people to volunteer to give out the cookies on saturday and sunday. if youre available please tell us asap and which day. (: thank you all!
remember, this is a community project the CELL is supposed to do together. :D
PEARLS
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
ok peepx 2mr we're gona bake cookies!!! hyped?
hahahax
ok we're gona meet at 1230 at je int so spread e word arnd ya?
come come come
we're goin dwn to xianyu'x sty so yeapx...
c ya guyxXXX
:D
Monday, September 04, 2006
hi peeeeeople. im so sorry it's me again but then there's urgent news.
from the mouth (okay computer) of pastor andrew:
Hi All,
There is a help requested by the Chinese Dept to help distribute flyers door to door at Tohyi Community this coming Tuesday 5/9 time 2.00 (meet at hardcourt). Flyers to invite them for One Day Tour (part of Evangelism).
i will strongly encourage you to go if you dont have anything else to do. be nice okay! help them! love your community! in the event that you really are going, do tell your parents.
cookie-baking days information will be coming up soon, so do watch this page! which reminds me, remember to tell your parents about this cookie-baking day to assure them that youre not doing anything bad. tell them it's a COMMUNITY PROJECT, okay? (;
for the rest of your days, remember to do your homework! if you guys are clueless about anything, kwek and i can be reached on our cells. (: read your book! pray everyday!
James 1:22 NIV: Do not merely listen to the word, and so deceive yourselves. Do what it says.
love ya all, PEARLS.
